|charmlessman - 2010-11-17 |
DAMN IT, AMERICA!!! DAMN IT!!!
|Hooker - 2010-11-17 |
WHY IS A FUCKING TEENAGE MOTHER THE VOICE OF ABSTIENCE? Jesus Christ, how stupid are fundamentalists?
I mean, that's their fucking hypocracy right there. They don't care that she had sex before marraige because they want Sarah Palin to succeed. It is the most astounding double-think. It blows my mind.
I think there's more too it than that.
Christian celebrities and motivational speakers almost always talk about mistakes they've made ranging from drugs, sex, atheism and Satanism. And they say this even if it isn't true. Partly at least because part of the fundamental message of Christianity is "you are worse off for your sin, and you will get better through faith". Redemption sounds better when it comes from a darker place. Bristol is a stronger person for sinning and coming to God, than someone who never sinned.
But I don't think that's it either...
This may sound cynical, but I think the appeal of Sarah Palin in the Tea Party conservative movement is more about her flaws than her strengths. Obama was tagged as an elitist, not in spite of his race, poverty and struggles in life, but because of them, or rather because he successfully overcame so much to became an educated, successful man. He is actually elite, in the sense that he's accomplished so much, and that makes him less relatable, and others feel inadequate. Sarah Palin on the other hand makes no pretensions at intelligence, and in fact constantly states how "ordinary Americans" know much better than the experts and educated. Her only success is the sort of fame that most Americans dream of; showbiz popularity without the effort. Her supporters can relate to Sarah, but they don't feel inadequate when compared to her.
tld;dr - Brevity is not my strong suit.
Nah. Popular fundamentalism seems to love throwing people under the bus, but take the complete opposite approach with Bristol. It's fucking retarded, and it makes me hate them.
They wouldn't be going gaga over Bristol if she weren't Sarah Palin's daughter.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2010-11-17 |
Haha when I learned they would be on the show together I laughed and said they would inevitably hook up. And here we are.
|IrishWhiskey - 2010-11-17 |
Bristol Palin lectures 'The Situation' on condom use, while he makes her promise to be abstinent until marriage.
Next in the series: Mel Gibson teaches Lil Wayne about race relations, while Mr. Wayne shows how to avoid the police. And Michael Bay instructs Roman Polanski on subtlety in film, while Polanski lectures Bay about the evils of raping underage girls.
This comment. All my stars.
|phalsebob - 2010-11-17 |
"I know how hard it is to be a teen parent."
Fo' Realz. I hope she represents this shizzle to inner city youth, know what I mean daaaaawg.
This is true even though her last abstinence PSA (linked on the tags) was entirely about how the fact that she's rich and supported means its not hard for her, so its poor people who really need to avoid having babies.
|Innocent Bystander - 2010-11-17 |
Very fitting submitter name.
Boner would be better.
|The Mothership - 2010-11-17 |
They did 40 takes, and this was the best one.
|Bootymarch - 2010-11-17 |
Somebody really needs to remix this, looping the last fucking retarded 3 seconds as the beat.
|Oktay - 2010-11-17 |
The more you know.
|Senator_Unger - 2010-11-17 |
Fundamentalist Christianity: It applies to everyone ELSE, you guys.
|StanleyPain - 2010-11-17 |
BRISTOL PALIN DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HER PLANET
|Random_Hajile - 2010-11-17 |
Bristol Palin don't need no condoms.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-11-17 |
When did she got so fat?
|Comatose2 - 2010-11-17 |
As I was watching this, my brain made my mouth make noises I've never made before. I have no way to explain.
|Adramelech - 2010-11-17 |
Funfact: 95% of the people who claim to use Magnums have tiny wieners.
|Old_Zircon - 2010-11-18 |
That guy has become an unholy amalgamate of Pauly Shore and The Fonz.
|OxygenThief - 2010-11-18 |
Let's make sure that "the situation" never becomes a clickable tag.
|dead_cat - 2010-11-18 |
|Severian - 2010-11-18 |
|revdrew - 2010-11-18 |
|kwash - 2010-11-18 |
B PALIN/THE SITUATION 2012!
|themilkshark - 2010-11-18 |
White people did this.
|mon666ster - 2010-11-18 |
This video makes me want to kill myself.
|longwinded - 2010-11-18 |
god damn it
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