I'm still waiting for someone to tell me how to pronounce "penes."
|Mister Yuck |
Man, I'm gonna start using Octopodes just to be a douche.
This video taught me I was not pronouncing "octopodes" correctly.
So it is "Nemesises".
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It sounds like anything goes with the plural of this word so I'm going to continue using octocunts.
|Rape Van Winkle |
An octopus has 8 arms, not 8 legs. Stupid cunt.
Don't you fucking dare talk to Kory that way
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Be polite to the nice lady, you jackass. Anyway, as far as she's concerned, "pus" is ancient Greek for "foot" (cf: Oedipus).
Learn some goddamn manners!
The next time you go diving with a friend and he corrects your grammar, rip his hose.
She needs all that smart banged right out of her so she can think more about purses and shoes and less about the declension of marine life nomenclature.
Since when do we let DICTIONARIES decide our language mechanics?
Every time she said "ignorant slob" I *know* she said "ignorant slob" but I kept hearing "ignorant slut" and that made this video magnificent.
If I ever try to tell someone this they never believe me. Now I have a link to rub it in with. (I'm an English teacher by the way, so there are a few cases were this actually comes up in class/conversation, but I'm still probably a douche.)
My friends are the kind of people that would throw a fit if they heard someone say octopuses. I need better friends.
What is the plural of octopodes then?
You mean the singular is spelled the same as the plural? Or is the singular octopode? Yes, I'm an ignorant slob.
I have a crush.
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