|Adham Nu'man |
Teaser for John Singleton's Star Wars pre-prequels.
Cautionary tales of light sabers.
Didn't see that coming.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Stop poking him.
FAAAAAAAAAAKE. After being impaled, the green-saber guy would have still slashed the pink guy to death. Also, I can tell because of the pixels.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Congratulations, you are now ranked 10th.
|James Woods |
A Galaxy Far Far Away History X
We need better light saber control in this country.
his last words were...
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Rule #10, guys.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
These young men were obviously influenced by the false hopes of the liberal JEDI agenda. If they weren't so hopped up on Jedi mind control and taking hits of the Force, they wouldn't have been led to a life of easy light saber death. Obviously we need more Stormtrooper presence in this particular district of the hood. Support funding for local Stormtrooper forces and redirect taxes away from schools with high light saber death incidents! It's OUR children, children of the Empire, that are at stake.
Just fucking make it legal for everyone to carry a lightsaber at all times. Criminals would think twice if everyone was packing heat.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'd like to subtract because 1. the green lightsaber didn't retract after it left his hand and 2. because everyone knows the guy with green has to win. Naa I'm just kidding.. this was really great. Tee hee!
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