WHO WANTS DESSERT -The gun that magically appears in his hand between takes
-The way he keeps spasming long after the guns stop firing
-They empty like 20 rounds into him and then check his pulse afterward
StanleyPain On CSI, the CSI techs:
1. Carry guns.
2. Question suspects.
3. Conduct all aspects of the investigation.
3. Are able to sample and ID DNA, fingerprints, blood, etc. in about 3 minutes.
4. Can locate anyone anywhere using GPS and a sample of their breath.
5. Get into massive shootouts about once every 2 or 3 days.
6. Order actual police personnel and detectives around to do what THEY want.
7. Can see into your mind with a lighter and a gum wrapper.