|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Holy Christ the preload alone is worth every star that has been awarded here since the beginning.
|Corpus Delectable |
Kept expecting to hear a muffled *pop* from beneath his mountain of fat, and then see him go slack as one his valiant arteries exploded mid-rage.
Oh look it's the fat zombie from Doom 3 under better lighting conditions.
|Oscar Wildcat |
The ad I got for this vid read "Speaker Boehner takes your questions now" with the orange Umpa Lumpa himself, head partially cut off, out of which sprouted the Reverend Burn. I think that's called Satori?
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Fatman could learn a thing or two from this classy dude.
You should add a "ReverendBurn" tag to link it to his other vid(s)
I GOT MELTED CHEESE ON FUCKING PANCAKES
The battle cry of a new generation.
"Syme had never thought of asking whether the monstrous man who almost filled and broke the balcony was the great President of whom the others stood in awe. He knew it was so, with an unaccountable but instantaneous certainty. Syme, indeed, was one of those men who are open to all the more nameless psychological influences in a degree a little dangerous to mental health. Utterly devoid of fear in physical dangers, he was a great deal too sensitive to the smell of spiritual evil.
As he walked across the inner room towards the balcony, the large face of Sunday grew larger and larger; and Syme was gripped with a fear that when he was quite close the face would be too big to be possible, and that he would scream aloud. He remembered that as a child he would not look at the mask of Memnon in the British Museum, because it was a face, and so large."
Everything, but especially the last second and a half.
First I was reminded of Jabba the Hutt
Then I realized I wanted another special edition where Jabba talks like this guy
|Jet Bin Fever |
Surprised this doesn't have at least 15 million views.
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