This is absolute brilliance. I'm sold.

"oh yes I did!" Paula Dean's mother is crazzzy.

From the visionary producers of "Chocolate Chip Pancake Sausage-on-a-Stick", starring Sickeningly Gelatinous Gravy back from his role with Styrofoam Consistency Mashed Potatoes. The long-awaited sequel to "Bachelor's Food to Wash Down with 1 Liter bottle of Mountain Dew!

this commercial was ages ahead of it's time.

crafted perfectly for the internet.

That crazy bitch should be in every advert.

The dude is amazing too.

Dark Shadows HAD to have been on the air at the time.

I can't believe Banquet is still in bussines. The main ingredients in all their "food" is sodium and lard.

So hot. Eventually she'll slash up your nice suits and poison the cat, but for now, I'm smitten.

This wasn't in Kentucky Fried Movie? If not it must have been on that cult vhs "Evil Movie" I used to play in the background at college parties