themilkshark So chubby upper class white girls think that a fairy tale cannot be retold without turning every character into some seedy miscreant?
Maggot Brain Yeah, if they were going to go that whole route they should of given the hooker sister a hunch or limp. And why is the other sister deranged? Oh, that's right, crazy hair must mean she's crazy. What they should of done with that is cast the super-hot-blue in the role of the house sister and the fuggy blonde chick as the street walker with the mismatched titties.
Caminante Nocturno Someone needs to do the exact opposite of this. Someone needs to take something dark and gritty, and remake it where everyone is well-adjusted and happy and solving minor problems with peaceful methods. It should be done explicitly to spite people who make movies like this one.
SteamPoweredKleenex That's "most classic fairy tales since the printing press was invented." They took out all the sex and violence, pretty much.
Maggot Brain How much do I have to give them to get the tittle of executive producer?
Scynne You can only get listed as "Producer" not exec, and that's 00.
endlesschris Someone teach their storyboard artist how to change the photoshop color layer to "multiply"