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Is this... is this real? My stars are for the poor little girls who have to demonstrate their horsemanship on a fucking stick. What a nonplus. Also 'Savanna Steed' is my new heroine.
Cowgirl up, indeed
Needs Savanna Steed tag.
We tried to contact Mr Horse but our calls were not returned.
"No sir, I don't like it."
(Must resist the temptation to make a banging-two-coconuts-together joke...) That's not really "showing horsemanship," guys. Unless you subscribe to the Monty Python school of riding, in which case you're still short a couple of cocoGODDAMMIT.
The Onion is either going to go out of business, or gradually become a real news outlet.
if you happen to have a problem like this later in life
...you ride a RealDoll.
I always knew my ex-girlfriend was into horses, but...
Maybe they could use cows instead?
How would a cow ride a stick horse?
Thats... that's tragic.