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Desc:Figure Skating - Skates + A Canoe = WHAT???
Category:Sports, Arts
Tags:white people, lady in red, canoe, Chris de Burgh, Guy in Vest
Submitted:charmlessman
Date:05/29/11
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Comment count is 35
MC Scared of Bees
The audience commentary at 3:37 is... astounding.
exy
I couldn't make it out.

TSR
Fantastic.

I hope to see some parallel parking to music next!
Baldr
People stare at me like a crazy person when I say I never want to retire. But look. Look what retired people do with their lives.
Burnov
Oh god, its not so much the video but the comments that make this so hilarious.

phalsebob
Like synchronized caber tossing and luge-spelunking, it's a lot more graceful than you'd think.
Killer Joe
I love you America. A little more than I did yesterday.
dueserpenti
Nuh uh.
erratic
"He's paddling a green canoe but the song is Lady In Red. I'm sure the judges are going to deduct some style points for that one. What do you think Bob?"

charmlessman
To be fair, Lyle, if her red dress is a dark maroon, it would go quite nicely with the forest green canoe. But yes, if she was wearing a bright magenta, it just wouldn't go. I guess we'll have to wait for the judges' opinion on what kind of dress color he's evoking.

Magical Man from Happy-Land
tim and eric sketch omfg
Jet Bin Fever
don't ruin this

giygusattack
Actually it was Portlandia.

memedumpster
This may be more boring than golf.
Knuckles
White people tag, where are you? We need you now more than ever!
charmlessman
Good call. Done.

Old_Zircon
I wish I could canoe like that.
Raggamuffin
"Go forward" and "spin around" are the only two moves.
retrocious
Don't forget "almost tip over."

Burnov
I was hoping it was, although not a clean "capsize" but just to pitch enough that water comes rushing into the canoe, compelling him to paddle and flail in vain before abandoning ship.

Honestly, I think seeing a 50-60 something year old man swimming in a lake wearing a suit and tie would've been the icing on the cake.

charmlessman
Don't forget "go backward". It's deceptively like "go forward" only the other way.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Definitely not street legal.
Burnov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut_sn84l2dQ

I'm dying.
Kabbage
Amazing.

Kumquatxop
oh . . . . oh dear

Johnny Madhouse
I actually think this is pretty cool.
Old_Zircon
Yeah, anyone who isn't a little impressed by this guy has obviously never piloted a canoe.

Old_Zircon
Not to say it isn't also completely ridiculous, but he's got skills.

Crapenstein
WHAT ARE THEY CLAPPING FOR. WHAT DID HE DO?
charmlessman
He's the worst ferryman ever.

oddeye
Just get me across the fucking lake already!

Riskbreaker
YOU JUST GOT CANO-ED!
Banal Intercourse
At 4:10 he moves towards one end of the canoe and I get all excited because I think he's about to do an ollie.
Jet Bin Fever
I started laughing when the music started and did not stop. This is amazing.
That guy
Cheek to cheek.
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