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Desc:Figure Skating - Skates + A Canoe = WHAT???
Category:Sports, Arts
Tags:white people, lady in red, canoe, Chris de Burgh, Guy in Vest
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Comment count is 35
MC Scared of Bees - 2011-05-29
The audience commentary at 3:37 is... astounding.
exy - 2011-06-04
I couldn't make it out.

TSR - 2011-05-29

I hope to see some parallel parking to music next!
Baldr - 2011-05-29
People stare at me like a crazy person when I say I never want to retire. But look. Look what retired people do with their lives.
Burnov - 2011-05-30
Oh god, its not so much the video but the comments that make this so hilarious.

phalsebob - 2011-05-29
Like synchronized caber tossing and luge-spelunking, it's a lot more graceful than you'd think.
Killer Joe - 2011-05-29
I love you America. A little more than I did yesterday.
dueserpenti - 2011-05-29
Nuh uh.
erratic - 2011-05-29
"He's paddling a green canoe but the song is Lady In Red. I'm sure the judges are going to deduct some style points for that one. What do you think Bob?"

charmlessman - 2011-05-30
To be fair, Lyle, if her red dress is a dark maroon, it would go quite nicely with the forest green canoe. But yes, if she was wearing a bright magenta, it just wouldn't go. I guess we'll have to wait for the judges' opinion on what kind of dress color he's evoking.

Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2011-05-29
tim and eric sketch omfg
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-31
don't ruin this

giygusattack - 2013-05-29
Actually it was Portlandia.

memedumpster - 2011-05-29
This may be more boring than golf.
Knuckles - 2011-05-29
White people tag, where are you? We need you now more than ever!
charmlessman - 2011-05-30
Good call. Done.

Old_Zircon - 2011-05-30
I wish I could canoe like that.
Raggamuffin - 2011-05-30
"Go forward" and "spin around" are the only two moves.
retrocious - 2011-05-30
Don't forget "almost tip over."

Burnov - 2011-05-30
I was hoping it was, although not a clean "capsize" but just to pitch enough that water comes rushing into the canoe, compelling him to paddle and flail in vain before abandoning ship.

Honestly, I think seeing a 50-60 something year old man swimming in a lake wearing a suit and tie would've been the icing on the cake.

charmlessman - 2011-05-30
Don't forget "go backward". It's deceptively like "go forward" only the other way.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-05-30
Definitely not street legal.
Burnov - 2011-05-30

I'm dying.
Kabbage - 2011-05-31

Kumquatxop - 2011-06-01
oh . . . . oh dear

Johnny Madhouse - 2011-05-30
I actually think this is pretty cool.
Old_Zircon - 2011-05-30
Yeah, anyone who isn't a little impressed by this guy has obviously never piloted a canoe.

Old_Zircon - 2011-05-30
Not to say it isn't also completely ridiculous, but he's got skills.

Crapenstein - 2011-05-30
charmlessman - 2011-05-30
He's the worst ferryman ever.

oddeye - 2011-05-30
Just get me across the fucking lake already!

Riskbreaker - 2011-05-30
Banal Intercourse - 2011-05-31
At 4:10 he moves towards one end of the canoe and I get all excited because I think he's about to do an ollie.
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-05-31
I started laughing when the music started and did not stop. This is amazing.
That guy - 2011-07-03
Cheek to cheek.
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