|Caminante Nocturno |
It's really funny until he gets to your state and you're left embarrassed at how right he is.
Except for Massachusetts.
Their obnoxious Red Sox fans exports far exceed the Pats.
Dude was totally wrong about GA. There's also Savannah.
And we're proud of having the first nuclear-powered city and strenuously claim that an Idahoan invented the television.
What Fabio said. I feel like he could have come up with something better for Rhode Island, too.
White people in dreadlocks. I've tried counting unique sightings in a day, but it got to be too much in every sense.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Florida was a little off. It's not the more north you go. It's the more away from the coastline you go, the more south it gets. There's the beach, and everything else might as well be the dark heart of redneckia.
Now which interpretation fits better into a 5 second blurb?
|pressed peanut sweepings |
I'm glad Ohio wasn't another fucking corn field.
These aren't all really stereotypes. But some are amusing...
|lieutenant halfabeef |
Hey! Wisconsin may be cold and drunk in the winter, but our summers are awful, too! Jerk!
I have no idea what this asshole is talking about. No one here in NH is hippy nor french.
A lot of fucked up crimes happen here though. So if anything, NH is like a serial killers amusement park.
Plenty of Hippies and French, I dont get the "everyone is upper class" thing.
Lozeau, I hate to break it to you.
Even the worst state in America is a better place to live than 95% of the rest of the world.
He's dead on about Florida
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