I'm still vaguely disappointed, twenty years later, that Jazz's disguise was a goddamned honky.
Only the ones from America. SUPERIOR JAPANESE TRANSFORMERS KNOW THE SUPERIORITY OF JAPAN
|Caminante Nocturno |
It's smaller than a normal transformer, yet somehow requires more materials to make!
Optimus Prime don't need no tiny robots to help him. Fuck you, Hasbro.
I stopped collecting Transformers when the first Pretenders came out, and even though I was a pretty dumb kid, I still knew they were a retarded idea. The original Pretenders weren't even supposed to be tiny; they were giant humans and giant monsters, which would fool the enemy precisely, oh, zero percent of the time. Jesus.
I say again, suits just didn't know what we wanted out of Transformers.
|Testicles of Doom |
I am not to afraid or ashamed to admit that I don't fucking get it.
Pretenders? Why? What? Who?
Also, wouldn't Bumblebee have been "Goldbug" at this time, and if so how could he be "back"?
|Justin Dohrmann |
So if Bumblebee is a robot dresses as a guy, why would he turn into a car too small for a guy to drive?
I don't remember Classic Bumblebee having a big ole honkin laser cannon strapped to his roof. But the Eee-vil Starscream sounded about right, so maybe it's just one of them things.
THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL STARSCREAM IS BACK, TOO!
But he's up against four good guys, one of whom is a freakin' dinosaur, so I think we're okay.
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