2) The theory of evolution does not explain the presence of ghosts in Bill's childhood home.
3) The theory of evolution must therefore be false.
chumbucket - 2009-06-03 Evolution also does not explain how Bill does anything sober, so I guess Evolution is useless.
Cleaner82 - 2009-06-03 If evolution's so smart why am I a goddamn moron okay?
Son of Slam - 2009-06-03 What is sad is that he has no idea how god damn stupid he is. Functionally illiterate (spelled 'satan' as 'saton'), uninformed and incurious, he's just... so damn dumb.
hornung - 2009-06-04 "The wall around the graveyard
Says that satin lives in hell
Though they may love the devil
His disciples sure canít spell
So what do I do then?
I guess Iíll put the a in there
And show 'em how to sin"
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-06-03 Sweet Jeebus, this guy has 488 videos, most of them witnessed by that dog poster on the wall. It's absorbing enough unnatural energies to become a monster/relic in a Stephen King novel.
And who taught this guy how to use a computer, and why aren't they being punished?
William Burns - 2009-06-04 Oh, the dog poster. TFL Bill is the Ignatius J. Reilly for our times.