I'd like my planet back.
It's a moth! No, it's my mother's breasts! No, it's my father's sense of crushing disappointment with me! Hey! Get away from me with that jacket!
terraforming, BP style
This is terraforming in the same way that falling into a black hole is superluminal travel.
Can someone tell me why we aren't stringing people from BP, TansOcean and Haliburton up on a yard arm?
Its their world, we're only guests here.
We're gonna need a lot of hay.
Well that's just peachy.
My friends and I got a house in the Outer Banks last year. It was beautiful. The beach was immaculate. We canoed along salt marshes.
Now I'm sad.
Oh good, the shoggoth will go searching for new friends.
|Frank Rizzo |
oh god!! This planet is over!!! DYE HAS THE SAME FLUID PROPERTIES AS CRUDE OIL AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING TO FIX THIS OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111one
He will blame the extreme greenies for not letting the oil rigs drill closer to shore.
Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be ACKUGGHAHUHUHGAHUGERLLLLLLL
Soon, my coast will be the only good coast and the value of my property will increase 10-fold!
Just as planned, muwahahahaha
Fuck. Fucking fuck. It was nice talking to you weird internet strangers. May you all meet your end with glory.
Corporations are recognized as citizens, so can't they be given the death penalty?
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