B. Weed - 2011-06-02
If it keeps Larry out of stand-up it might be worth the oil it'll take to fry him in hell.
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Binro the Heretic - 2011-06-02
Eat shit, Daniel Lawrence Whitney. EAT SHIT AND DIE!
AND GET OFF THE FUCKING HISTORY CHANNEL YOU GOD-DAMNED LOAD! WE DON'T NEED YOU TO RE-EXPLAIN EVERYTHING WE ALREADY SAW ON "MODERN MARVELS" WITH YOUR FAKE-ASS TWANG AND LAME-ASS JOKES ABOUT FARTS!
GOD, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MOTHER-FUCKING MUCH!
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Oktay - 2011-06-02 THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY!!!
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Binro the Heretic - 2011-06-02 He's a white-bread middle-class prick from Nebraska who went to private schools and uses a fake accent to mock poor Southern people who inexplicably idolize the turd and want to emulate his shitty behavior.
He is to rednecks what Andrew Dice Clay was to Italian-Americans. (He's a nerdy Jewish guy, by the way)
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Oktay - 2011-06-03 Golf ball, garden hose, etc.
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Cena_mark - 2011-06-02
Cars can't be that evil, the money they make from the franchise allows helps Pixar to take risks on better films.
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Cena_mark - 2011-06-03 Pixar still functions separately from Disney.
Ratatuoille and Wall-E are also risks that Disney wouldn't have made outside their formula.
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RomancingTrain - 2011-06-03 I think the main problem with Cars is that it stars Larry the Fucking Cable Guy.
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RomancingTrain - 2011-06-03 Also their eyes are in their windshields when everyone knows a cars eyes are its headlights.
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Oktay - 2011-06-02
That was horrible. 5 stars so it stays on the front page.
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Portaxx - 2011-06-02
Why does Pixar give Larry the Cable Guy so much work when his act has jokes like "that made me madder than a queer with lockjaw on Valentine's Day"? I'm sure there's a less bigoted, more talented celebrity out there who could do a stupid redneck voice for their hour-long toy commercials.
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Patient Property - 2011-06-02
iirc, pixar has all but stated that they do movies like "cars" so they can finance the rest of their stuff. with that in mind, I am okay with this
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Xenocide - 2011-06-02
That sheriff sure has it in for "imports." This must be taking place in Carizona.
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StanleyPain - 2011-06-03
If it's any consolation to anyone, as someone who has worked around toys and children's crap for years, the Tow Mater stuff doesn't sell at all. Cars stuff is so-so popular (enough that it's probably profitable), but nothing solely based around Tow Mater ever leaves the shelves.
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Evilhead - 2011-06-03
3 stars for implied Redneck/Japanese car threesome after the race. -10,000 stars for the fact that somewhere, this image exists on the internet and certain people masturbate to it with a cloud-splitting fury.
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dead_cat - 2011-06-05
Count the offensive stereotypes!
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