|B. Weed |
If it keeps Larry out of stand-up it might be worth the oil it'll take to fry him in hell.
|Binro the Heretic |
Eat shit, Daniel Lawrence Whitney. EAT SHIT AND DIE!
AND GET OFF THE FUCKING HISTORY CHANNEL YOU GOD-DAMNED LOAD! WE DON'T NEED YOU TO RE-EXPLAIN EVERYTHING WE ALREADY SAW ON "MODERN MARVELS" WITH YOUR FAKE-ASS TWANG AND LAME-ASS JOKES ABOUT FARTS!
GOD, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MOTHER-FUCKING MUCH!
THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY!!!
Binro the Heretic
He's a white-bread middle-class prick from Nebraska who went to private schools and uses a fake accent to mock poor Southern people who inexplicably idolize the turd and want to emulate his shitty behavior.
He is to rednecks what Andrew Dice Clay was to Italian-Americans. (He's a nerdy Jewish guy, by the way)
Golf ball, garden hose, etc.
Cars can't be that evil, the money they make from the franchise allows helps Pixar to take risks on better films.
Pixar still functions separately from Disney.
Ratatuoille and Wall-E are also risks that Disney wouldn't have made outside their formula.
I think the main problem with Cars is that it stars Larry the Fucking Cable Guy.
Also their eyes are in their windshields when everyone knows a cars eyes are its headlights.
That was horrible. 5 stars so it stays on the front page.
Why does Pixar give Larry the Cable Guy so much work when his act has jokes like "that made me madder than a queer with lockjaw on Valentine's Day"? I'm sure there's a less bigoted, more talented celebrity out there who could do a stupid redneck voice for their hour-long toy commercials.
|Patient Property |
iirc, pixar has all but stated that they do movies like "cars" so they can finance the rest of their stuff. with that in mind, I am okay with this
That sheriff sure has it in for "imports." This must be taking place in Carizona.
If it's any consolation to anyone, as someone who has worked around toys and children's crap for years, the Tow Mater stuff doesn't sell at all. Cars stuff is so-so popular (enough that it's probably profitable), but nothing solely based around Tow Mater ever leaves the shelves.
3 stars for implied Redneck/Japanese car threesome after the race. -10,000 stars for the fact that somewhere, this image exists on the internet and certain people masturbate to it with a cloud-splitting fury.
Count the offensive stereotypes!
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