I have NO IDEA why he was so pissed.
All I heard was, "Wauka yara sheeit!"
He was annoyed cause he had no arms.
When police arrived to subdue him, they found he was already disarmed.
He could have done a much better job wrecking the place if he just used a little elbow grease.
And the day's headline "Unarmed man destroys lobby, police unable to cuff him".
He's like a no-armed man in an ass-kicking conte... oh wait, I fucked up
I just knew Barack Obama would outlaw the second amendment.
He's mad because Green Lantern wouldn't help him.
So he's basically a Minecraft creeper?
|The Townleybomb |
You sort of forget Miami is in the South sometimes....
Weebles wobble but they don't take shit
I feel sorry for the arresting officer because handcuffs would be useless in subduing this guy (a lasso, maybe?). Plus, when they book him they'll have to get his toe prints.
|Oscar Wildcat |
An Irish Jig would go well here.
Impressive climb onto the counter at 1:07!
You were enjoyed, little buddy.
I FIND THIS MAN'S PHYSICAL DISABILITY TO BE AMUSING
Yeah dude. Its hard to feel sorry for him when he is kicking over desk organisers and shit.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
He's not handicapped, he's handiCAPABLE
I want to see how this guy gets wasted. No hands chugging a bottle of Petron?
Resubmitter name congruence.
"TODAY IN HISTORY 2011"
This was indeed history.
Someone build him an ATST costume!
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