|charmlessman - 2011-06-07 |
I have NO IDEA why he was so pissed.
All I heard was, "Wauka yara sheeit!"
He was annoyed cause he had no arms.
|duck&cover - 2011-06-07 |
When police arrived to subdue him, they found he was already disarmed.
He could have done a much better job wrecking the place if he just used a little elbow grease.
Seems like he unleashed his whole armory.
And the day's headline "Unarmed man destroys lobby, police unable to cuff him".
He's like a no-armed man in an ass-kicking conte... oh wait, I fucked up
|Ursa_minor - 2011-06-07 |
I just knew Barack Obama would outlaw the second amendment.
|Xenocide - 2011-06-07 |
He's mad because Green Lantern wouldn't help him.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-06-07 |
So he's basically a Minecraft creeper?
|The Townleybomb - 2011-06-07 |
You sort of forget Miami is in the South sometimes....
|Chalkdust - 2011-06-07 |
Weebles wobble but they don't take shit
|ShiftlessRastus - 2011-06-07 |
I feel sorry for the arresting officer because handcuffs would be useless in subduing this guy (a lasso, maybe?). Plus, when they book him they'll have to get his toe prints.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-06-07 |
An Irish Jig would go well here.
|Walker - 2011-06-07 |
Impressive climb onto the counter at 1:07!
|klingerbgoode - 2011-06-07 |
You were enjoyed, little buddy.
|Xiphias - 2011-06-07 |
I FIND THIS MAN'S PHYSICAL DISABILITY TO BE AMUSING
Only in conjunction with his violent aggression.
Yeah dude. Its hard to feel sorry for him when he is kicking over desk organisers and shit.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-06-07 |
|BHWW - 2011-06-07 |
He's not handicapped, he's handiCAPABLE
|hammsangwich - 2011-06-07 |
I want to see how this guy gets wasted. No hands chugging a bottle of Petron?
|tgn1412 - 2013-07-07 |
Resubmitter name congruence.
|Gmork - 2014-06-07 |
"TODAY IN HISTORY 2011"
This was indeed history.
|garcet71283 - 2016-06-07 |
Someone build him an ATST costume!
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