EvilHomer Studio Ghibli can suck one. Taiwan Ichiban!
And that's the worst seeing-eye dog in the world. Aren't they trained to not bug out and leave their owners stranded in bright alleyways?
Caminante Nocturno That seeing-eye dog doesn't play by the book, but he gets results.
Xenocide He leaves her just long enough so she can imagine the world as a glorious wonderland, but always times it so he's back before she's had a chance to walk into traffic.