At a loss for words right now
Damn that's some racist literature.
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Yeah, good luck with that whole "the Lord will work it out" business.
The missing nine what? THE MISSING NINE WHAT? Goddammit Psalty, you are a master of suspense.
Then there's the other Psalty video where they make a "Birth of a Nation" joke. I sense a theme.
SPOILER: The Lord didn't intervene, the Cannibals ate Psalty, and he was reincarnated as a much more horrible looking human/book hybrid who wore blackface and terrified children with songs of God's love.
I love how at some point they sat the Psalty actor down and let him know they were going to give him a giant puppeteered face instead of his own.
The puppet face is for productions the guy who plays Psalty isn't actually on. For those, it's just some guy in a suit, and the actor's prerecorded voice on the soundtrack.
I always think of the personal dilemma this must have put those actors in.
I don't know what kind of cannibals prefer a meal of burned paper and melted binding glue. Maybe they are actually atheists who are burning him to protest the spread of the Gospel.
Oh, and *Risky Rat* put him in this situation!? How did he do that? Did he just annoy the shit out of some people until they got angry and took it out on Psalty?
Risky stole the master tapes to an album of songs about Jesus, so Psalty did the responsible thing and abducted a bunch of little kids with him to Africa to chase him. They then went wandering in the jungle until they met some natives who really, really wanted to open a new printing press for their community, but lacked quality pulp.
FUN FACT: the movie being advertised never got made, because the star of the show was turned into about 50,000 letters from a displaced Nigerian prince.
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