Dude who threw that whatever-it-was (hammer? Was she saved by Thor?) is a champ.
A bottle. The girl was drunk and luckily no one, bear included, got seriously hurt.
Pretty sure those were panties. Unless her bush goes all the way around her hips. Wait... she's Russian. It's bush.
Where the hell did the bear come from?
They were brought there by the DHARMA Initiative.
If she didn't get time to take one before I'm sure she took one before it was all over.
I assumed before watching that this was at a zoo?
But instead it looks like it took place in a level of Half Life 2?
and shitting russians
Russia: if the drunk drivers don't kill, the bears might do it. Also, the advantages of always having an empty bottle of vodka at hand are numerous indeed.
Serves her right, she didn't bother to flush.
So in Russia the Charmin wipes your ass.
You know the ghetto has really gone to shit when there are polar bears wandering around to try to eat you whilst you are dropping the deuce. Russia rules.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
RUSSIA. the US's twin country (Both giant countries that produce weapons) that people from the US feel good about looking down upon, though where they get that impression from I dont know.
The US *kills* in terms of raw GDP but is below Russia in many quality of life statistics, % unemployment, % of population below poverty line, healthcare, education, CO2 emissions etc. The US is also *enormously* in debt, 70% of its huge GDP!
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