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The coke sniffle at the beginning is essential to understanding the rest of the clip. Bonus stars for this guy being punked by a cat.
Dawgs > Cats.
I find that remark offensive. I will now rant at you for a few paragraphs in a vain attempt to demonstrate how cats >> dogs using Logic. Clip postings will follow.
If you can find a pro-cat video that tops this guy's impassioned plea for dog-superiority, I'll gladly tl;dr it into oblivion.
0:26-0:27, over and over again
Open this video on youtube and press 4 every 2 seconds.
I find 0:22 to be a work of more understated genius
I'm partial to :48 or so, personally. Something about that cat pose followed by "da ay look guuuud"
He looks and sounds like someone that would name his kid "Jeb".
Oh, Boomhauer... will you ever learn?
Translation: Don't be faggots.
Don't be pussies is what I got from it. Or fix your screendoors or something.
I speak Southern. He clearly meant pussy.
You know those cats. Always looking in the mirror.
Well, if he's spent any time in a gay man's home (and we all know he has) pussy further translates.
I'll hand it to him: Bryan Cranston sure can act.