Jet Bin Fever That's some Parks and Rec level soccer shit there.
roughnready66 Most of the English speaking world calls it "soccer." I call it boring.
The Mothership Actually, most of the English speaking world calls it football. There are more English Speakers outside north America than there are in it.
So you're wrong.
roughnready66 Australia and South Africa ain't in North America the last time I checked, smarty pants. Let me guess -- you spent a semester abroad and became a "footy" expert.
Corpus Delectable It turns out that soccer is only one kind of football, and American football is another. Contrary to popular belief, these games aren't called "football" because the foot is used to kick the ball, but rather because the game is played on foot. (The opposite of this are games like polo, played on horseback.)
Fun fact, the divide between people who call it "football" and people who call it "soccer," its proper name, falls largely along class lines, with the wealthier classes using the correct name.
Potrod It's really not that weird that Americans call it soccer, if you read about the histories/etymologies of soccer and football.
Spoonybard Please tell me there's a "sell injury" button
FABIO Professional soccer: all the theater of professional wrestling with none of the fun or spectacle.
Chancho NBA Elite 11 didn't teach them anything, apparently. Oh well, move the next version down to Austin.
Meerkat If watching van persie buggering nasri is wrong then i don't want to be right.
jimmicampkin That part was a perfect visual metaphor for Arsenal's season so far