It might work. I'd probably be dead -- but then that's a poor litmus test.
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The savagery of modern warfare finally combined with the savagery of kittys. An unstoppable force!
Semi-dupe. This one has a bit more video, but still:
You think I'm fooled by that? What kind of idiot do you take me fo-
Exactly what kind of war is this gun for?
Oh yeah, insurgency vs. occupying force. Can't fucking wait.
Of course, this means we're killing people who like cats.
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+5 for making Postal 2 seem like a horrifying glimpse into the future.
Why the fuck would I waste a perfectly good stuffed toy on a single shot from a weapon? I can make an IED and tie a kitty cat toy to it and blow a kids hands and legs off. BABOOM! One less terrorist kid.
|Syd Midnight |
I bet if this ever gets used, there's going to be one time where the commando pokes his kitty gun around the corner and shoots at the surprised guard and misses, and the guy just stares all WTF so the commando shoots again and kills him.
What was that guy thinking?
New ways to SAVE THE SOLDIER'S LIFE?
Every solder will want to cock their kitty.
Available at a base near you following a mil no-bid contract for beanie babies. Now the Kaiser's kids will think twice before playing with tabby, eh?
There is still a Kaiser, right? And a clear separation between good and evil? Cause otherwise I'd be worried that we shouldn't be sending mercenaries out to the Middle East, who may soon be putting stuffed animals on the end of their rifles.
This trick also works for beautiful female assassins and police detectives pretending to be TV camera men.
I wonder what kind of gun Machowicz uses to give his dome that disco ball shine.
It would be rad as fuck to stick one on the end of a tank's cannon.
My favorite thing about this supposedly all-man show about guns and technology is the dramatic reenactments when Mack gets to play dressup like a big gay faggot girl.
Wow. Just wow. Now the poor soldiers of the world out there are going to have to throw grenades at all cats JUST IN CASE.
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy |
Nice sunglasses you preening faggot. Mack probably screams SECURE THE PERIMETER when he comes(into another man, because that is who mack has sex with. Men.)
Also, as an insurgent, I'd be kind of alarmed by the obviously fake cat moving unnaturally and rotating its whole body along the middle of its spine to follow my movement
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