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Desc:Cena_mark owns baleen.
Category:News & Politics, Business
Tags:Police, hippies, baleen, Cena_Mark, occupy wallstreet
Submitted:Cena_mark
Date:10/04/11
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Anaxagoras
"Owned Baleen"? In your dreams, chimp.
Cena_mark
I own baleen. Its that long tusk like thing between the flags. I bought it at a local gift shop. It comes from whales killed by native Alaskans as part of their subsistence hunts.

EvilHomer
Good show. Damn good show. Bulbs for you, Cena!

Cena_mark
I also in baleen in the sense of having better arguments.

fedex
too bad about the syntax

Anaxagoras
No, dipshit. Free English lesson: when the indefinite article (i.e. "a") is used, it indicates that the item in question (i.e. "a baleen whale") is owned. When the article is missing, it is an idiomatic expression meaning that you defeated the person in some fashion.

By the way... you don't own a baleen either. You own a baleen tusk. (or whatever the tusk-like thing is called)

You're an idiot.

baleen


"I am a libertarian of course..." hahhaha

No you're not.

Cena_mark
Anarexic, baleen shouldn't have an article. Baleen is one of those words that really can't be singular unless I specify an item its attached to. Its like you're asking me to say "I own a gold."
That just sounds bad, but its okay to say "I own a gold ring."
I'll cut you some slack because baleen is a word folks don't use much. So I could say "I own A piece of baleen." but I can also say "I own Baleen"

baleen
"I have better arguments than he does."

You've never successfully conveyed an intelligent thought on this website, and I've seen you come here to endure all kinds of hilarious humiliations for years.

Oh, stars!

Lord Running Clam
are you kidding me
Oscar Wildcat
What is that weird silver thing you keep fingering? And ask Mom for some tips on using her eyeliner; too slutty.
Riskbreaker
What's up with those flags?
Cena_mark
I've always had Jolly Rogers hanging in my videos. I just like Pirate lore and legend. The on left is Black Beards it features a crowned devil holding an hour glass in one hand and a spear stabbing a heart in the other belonged to John Phillips and features a specter of sorts also holding an hour glass and stabbing a heart with a harpoon.

TheSupafly
I support the production and distribution of poe original videos.
The Mothership
You've lost weight dude, good on ya.
simon666
Yeah, I was just going to say, it looks like he lost some weight from the last video. Hurray USCG!


simon666
PS - I have a video request. Could you do a Reymon14 imitation with the face paint? Hold the belt over your shoulder and demand to know "ARE. YOU. REEEAAADDDDYYYYYYY!!!???!?!?!??!"

That would be great.

Cena_mark
I've actually gained weight since joining the Coast Guard. You know, muscle weighs more than fat.

EvilHomer
YAY! My second favorite "video series featuring a poe user"! After Boomer the Dog, of course.

You should make a video of you, wearing your juggalo-paint, doing Coast Guard stuff.
Oscar Wildcat
Say, I think you're on to something here, EH.

Mark, how about a video of you at a suburban strip mall in full regalia trying to pick up girls?

fatatty
Needs Juggalo tag.

StanleyPain
I wouldn't call it a "series" but the two videos Alithea made directly addressing POETV were golden.

Cena_mark
I'm not a Juggalo, I hate ICP. The face paint is an homage to wrestlers like Sting and the Great Muta.

EvilHomer
Whatever, man! Just wear the paint and do some stuff in public!

EvilHomer
Ooo, ooo! Could you find a local nerd convention, like an Alaskan ComicCon or something? Then go there, wearing your paint, and harass all the Bronies you find?

Cena_mark
That's a great Idea. I'd love to confront a group of Bronies. It'd take them years to get all the lint out of their assholes after I give them the mightiest wedgies ever.

EvilHomer
Will you do this? I mean, will you actually do this? Please make a video of you accosting Bronies in public. Pretty please.

Cena_mark
Easier said than done. Its probably impossible to find Bronies in Alaska, out here in Man's country.

fedex
maybe Sarah Palin could round some up for you. Does she even live there any more?

Change
I kind of liked the first one of these.
chumbucket
the crying clown
memedumpster
You're flying the Old Roger!

Hell yes!


Scrotum H. Vainglorious
You're a scrawny little bitch.
Cena_mark
Scrawny? I may not have a Cenaesque physique, but I am 5 10' 175 lbs of badass.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I didn't think they stacked shit that high.

Cena_mark
Good reply there.

Change
It was pretty good.

baleen
I'm 6'2 and 215 lbs. of badass. Even in the physical plane I have defeated you. Unless you somehow accidentally reverse suplex me into your vagina.

kwash
Looking good, baleen.
TeenerTot
You look familiar. I swear you groped me one time at a frat party. You cried like a baby when I put you in that headlock.
dairyqueenlatifah
I used to be in the Navy. I recall everyone making fun of the Coast Guard non stop.

Thanks to this video, I understand why.
Corpus Delectable
You know, you see the idiotic libertarian non-arguments in the comments, but you don't have a face to go with them.

Now you do.
poorwill
I can't belive poetv still loses its shit over Cena. He doesn't even need to try. You are making him soft, poetv!
oddeye
Nice ears.
pineapplejuicer
so wait, i dont get it...are you baleen or not?
Cena_mark
Baleen's a dork. I'm awesome. I'm not Baleen.

baleen
Baleen is awesome. Mark is an ignorant redneck and a notorious tax burden. I am not Mark.

Candlejackv616
well glad to see you made another vid Mark. I have to ask though, how come when you refer to other people on poetv, you never call them by the warped insult versions of their names that you come up with? been waiting for that in your vids and you have yet to deliver or maybe you did and i didn't notice, just saying.

On a related note slightly, does anyone else here call poetv Poe tv or p.o.e.tv? I usually say p.o.e.tv, as sounds better than Poe tv for some strange reason 0_o
Cena_mark
Candleballsack, when debating people here over politics I started warping names into insults to up the trash talking and to support the logic of my arguments. It later just became a part of my identity here.
I don't know what others call it, but I figure if you an acronym that can be pronounced into a quick or catchy word you use the word. Nobody says "g.u.i." They say "gooey."


Lord Running Clam
Baleen are you afraid?
baleen
Everything I know has been destroyed.

minimalist
a dork so socially awkward he can barely even look into a camera because it's too much like an eye. even when hiding behind layers of gay facepaint.

seen better, that's all i'm saying. just dull
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