OgreMkIV Pffft... maximum positive vertical G force of 44G? That's it? Entirely survivable.
KnowFuture Never mind all the crazy dips-n-twists and throwing you in a pool at the end, those chain things have to be hell on the tailbone (assuming this is a true water slide and it's just your butt on a mat riding through it).
Chancho This is how the USA should kill all of its prisoners.
mon666ster You've just won me over to the pro-death penalty side.
memedumpster Wouldn't there have been several hundred places where you would have been launched off the slide and into the air? Between this and the hot ice cube I am having a real "physics hurts my head" week.
Maggot Brain No, the pool isn't glitching. That's you being embedded into the crust of the planet.