Captian Newfoundland straight up steals footage from "This Island Earth", as do all of us
He's the father of Captain Cunnilingi?
Apparently Captain Newfoundland is a real thing, for certain definitions of "real thing":
|Caminante Nocturno |
I want to learn everything that Captain Newfoundland can teach me!
He's seriously got to team up with Puma Man one of these days, you know I'm right about this.
(We can leave the ancient Canadian civilizations to Rowsdower and Troy.)
Yeah, I'm out between Goobies and Dildo, and this is pretty much what it's like everyday.
More rain, though.
Yeah, he cheats on his wife and beats his kids a whole 3x more often than your average newfie.
Hey, it's the captain's code: This above all, to thine own self be true. So if you're a giant asshole, be a truly colossal asshole.
|Juice Eggs McKenna |
Another forgotten z-list superhero re-invented by Alan Moore for the New Age.
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