MartinBishop 
This news segment brought you by Los Pollos Hermanos, one taste and you'll know!
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Oscar Wildcat
Indeed, the Internet is crawling with pedo bears, best to protect your children by enrolling them in a catholic highschool, with a strong football team.
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chumbucket
Wait, this isn't ONN?
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The Mothership
Next up, our exclusive expose on jenkum.
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Rudy
"certain cartoon enthusiasts"
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Oscar Wildcat You know, if I were a teenager in this NM town, and I saw this news report, there'd suddenly be pedobear stickers on everything that glue could adhere to. I mean, EVERYTHING. The ensuing panic and overreaction would be a thing of legend.
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Caminante Nocturno If the guy selling them asked what you were going to do with them, you'd say "I'm going to paint the town ped."
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Anaxagoras
Sometimes people are so stupid that I loop around from "pissed off" right back to my default state: amused.
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Screwtape
Fiona Dias thinks pedobear is cute.
Also, she raped and murdered Leroy Jenkins on the steps of a Church in 1986.
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Modern Angel So could you help refresh my memory about this particular POE meme?
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riedquat Original thread is long gone, but here: http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?si=&fi=ELECT04&ti=1001875672 &pi=1001876849
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Screwtape Throw in a similar reference to Glenn Beck and WoW and its complete.
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StanleyPain
Wow my hometown news channel makes national news!! Is it for their journalistic integrity? Their award winning investigations??
Oh....
Ohhhh....
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Cena_mark Whatever you do, don't let your children go outside the house.
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Caminante Nocturno
I like my women the same way I like my wine: Criminally underage and only semi-consenting.
Wait, that's not funny.
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Jet Bin Fever
"certain cartoon enthusiasts"
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Caminante Nocturno You know, if I were a teenager in this NM town, and I saw this... news... Wait...
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Riskbreaker
Oh boy, another job for the anti-bear patrol!
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spikestoyiu I'm sick of these constant bear attacks. It's like a frickin' country bear jambaroo around here!
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Snakeweapon
Honestly though, cartoon characters are a great way to rape kids.
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Hooker
"This is not simply dark humour."
How do you hide behind a cartoon while engaging in statuatory rape? Or any physical act of any kind?
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memedumpster
The Penn State sticker!
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boner
"what started as a popular japanese cartoon is now a symbol for unthinkable crimes against children"
ALL Japanese cartoons are crimes against children.
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twinkieafternoon
WELCOME TO PENN STATE
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Toenails
"Use caution in whatever situation you're in, and..."
AND WHAT??? OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE RAPED IN MY UNDERAGE ASSHOLE!!!
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HenryChinaski
Quick, someone alert them about blue star acid.
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Steve Airport
Unthinkable crimes against intelligence
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Cyberblah
"Now it's not illegal to display a pedobear sticker (BUT IT OBVIOUSLY SHOULD BE!)..."
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Xenagama Warrior Princess
Next week they will report that they got a tip about a pedophile ring that threatened to rape kids with over 9000 penises.
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EvilHomer
The bear IS cute.
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