fedex
When it absolutely, positively has to be there over the fence

OxygenThief
Looking for another job just reeks of effort.

Jet Bin Fever
or a big pile of squishy sand! or a TRAMOPOLINE!

Cube
Or on $240 worth of pudding!

pineapplejuicer
i was thinking the same thing, i have a hard time feeling bad for the gate, cobblestone driveway, and surveillance camera crowd

memedumpster
I agree and endorse class warfare. Gates community = all your shit is delivered broken. Get off your ass and go to a store where you can be pelted with rotten fruit like you deserve.

When people start dying in the streets, their bodies should be catapulted over the gates to spread disease to the rich as well.

Adham Nu'man
***** x meme

fatatty
In The Great Class War of the Twenty Teens, Fedex Delivery guy delivers the shot heard round the world.

pineapplejuicer
is that why thats been happening? more than once now i've had a package arrive several days late because the ups/fedex tracking ends at "delivered to USPS"

baleen
Yes, everyone is being pinched. Mail carriers are getting 14 hour shifts. Bush fucked them all so hard. I'm amazed any of our infrastructure is still working.

Dinkin Flicka
I agree and endorse class warfare. Gates community = all your shit is delivered broken. Get off your ass and go to a store where you can be pelted with rotten fruit like you deserve.

When people start dying in the streets, their bodies should be catapulted over the gates to spread disease to the rich as well.

Raggamuffin
I don't care about class warfare or anything like that, but seriously if you leave your security gate closed, and you know you're getting a delivery, you only have yourself to blame for this.

memedumpster
In The Great Class War of the Twenty Teens, Fedex Delivery guy delivers the sh... ow, my head!