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Desc:He's Japanese. Surprising, I know!
Category:Science & Technology, Educational
Tags:Champion, masturbation, WTF Japan
Submitted:jyrque
Date:12/22/11
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Comment count is 22
Corpus Delectable - 2011-12-22
Five. One for each sticky finger.
Riskbreaker - 2011-12-22
No! Don't get closer kitty!
delicatessen - 2011-12-22
Yes -- get too close and you might get masturbated!

Old_Zircon - 2011-12-22
CAT
Riskbreaker - 2011-12-22
How do the judges evaluate the whole thing? Is just, "that guy locked himself in that porn booth for 9 hours, so he wins" or......
Sundry - 2011-12-22
You hold the Voyeurs' competition at the same time. And you monitor it from very far back.

I was going to call bullshit, but the YouTube channel/blog behind this has similarly strange but more believable videos.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-12-22
He's using a Tenga, so I call foul playing with himself.
wtf japan - 2011-12-22
Good to know the Dutch also call it "self-pacification."
Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2011-12-22
And there was pussy in the room too...
Screwtape - 2011-12-22
Also: a girl!

Hank Friendly - 2011-12-22
more compelling evidence that we shouldnt have stopped at nagasaki
TeenerTot - 2011-12-22
So....he doesn't have a job?
Urist - 2011-12-22
She wears the pants in the relationship.

TeenerTot - 2011-12-22
What could be sexier than a guy who is unemployed, spends half the food budget on fake vaginas and anime porn, and sits on his ass all day, jacking off on your cat? I'd rather spend my time sewing, too.

Cherry Pop Culture - 2011-12-22
He also sez She isn't as interested as him in sex. I would say, maybe, just maybe, if he helped get her in the mood she would totally be into him.

But no. He likes "clean" not "dirty" sex, so he gets a ton of porn. 'Cuz pussies IRL are icky. She needs to throw his ass out along with his fake vaginas.

Comeuppance - 2011-12-22
Thanks for the insight there, maury.

She's not tied down. If she wants to leave, she can. She obviously knows what's going on. I've met people who just legit weren't into sex, at any real level, and have a hard time in relationships because of it. Not many people will understand that they just don't want to have sex.

Maybe he's the perfect guy for her. She doesn't put out, but he doesn't seem to care. I can just picture them 60 years from now, her sewing and him cranking it as they watch TV.

Oktay - 2011-12-22
That's a hard record to beat.
Rudy - 2011-12-22
Living the dream.
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2011-12-22
I'm Japan's champion wanker
Renowned throughout the land
Everybody knows my name
But nobody wants to shake my hand.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-12-22
"Masturbate-a-thon Championships"

Never change Japan.
Big Muddy - 2011-12-23
I am made aware of the esteem and prestige bestowed upon Japan's most prodigious onanists through repeated viewings of HBO's Real Sex. If only my brother had been born Jap would they know who's the true Pud-Master.

(His secret? The no-hands bed hunch technique!)
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-27
That technique is suicide! Your brother's ego is writing checks his dick can't cash!

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