charmlessman 
[Romney-Bot 2008]
LOAD: Ethnic|Black
LOAD: Income|Low
QUERY: Relateable.Experiences
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FOUND: [My maid is black]
FOUND: [There's a black guy in my church]
FOUND: [I like Sinbad]
FOUND: [Who Let the Dogs Out]*
FOUND: [Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder]
* Best.Option
EXECUTE
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IrishWhiskey
Mitt Romney strapped his family dog to the roof of his car in an exposed cage, drove across several states, then when he let it out it ran away.
...so, I guess Mitt let the dogs out?
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chumbucket
Looks like he tried to go for a fist pump at the start but maybe it was an involuntary punch.
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Oscar Wildcat
Romney is thinking "Thomas Jefferson Would".
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spikestoyiu
Why are black people excited to see Mitt Romney?
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The Townleybomb
I'm not normally big on David Icke, but there is no way this guy is NOT a lizard from outer space.
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memedumpster
When standing next to black people he actually looks like a giant mound of bleached oatmeal man, slowly falling apart for lack of brown sugar.
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Squeamish
I've never seen a man so terrified of a hug in my life.
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Jet Bin Fever
Looks like someone just watched The Shaggy Dog on their campaign bus.
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cognitivedissonance
Well, the best they can hope for is servitude on Personal Mormon Sex Pleasure God Planet, so let them enjoy it.
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Deadfetus
Happy Dupe! A pleasure to see it again, but please tag with Mitt Romney and Mittens if you are feeling charitable.
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pineapplejuicer i thought it had to be a dupe but i couldn't find it, i still don't see it under the mitt romney tag
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Deadfetus
Oh wait, you did tag with Mitt Romney.(Mittens) This occurred on MLK Jr. day in Jacksonville, Fla.
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Nikon
Hey, it's the next president of the United States.
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