Expose the system, hack the Matrix, control the outcome...
SystemKrusher 39 minutes ago
cognitivedissonance Well, at least it was a ton of cheese mashed into the carpet like that one president did that one time.
Udderdude I really wonder why they don't disable comments on these things. The amount of crazies going on about HAARP marshmallow launchers is ridiculous.
chumbucket How you get a new DARPA contract expedited through the system.
My plan for about ten years now has been to take away all firearms and replace them with Nerf products, with the sole catch being that you can legally shoot anybody at any time with one. I figure the attraction to firearms is the notion of being theoretically able to shoot people with them, so let's take out the deadliness of them and replace them with the freedom to freely use them at will. Presidential debates would certainly become much more entertaining.
Jet Bin Fever Thank god he wasn't informed of some terrorist attack while shooting that. It'd be like Bush reading to a bunch of kids.
Hatman The difference being that if that had happened -- if some adviser whispered in his ear that we were attacked -- Obama would have hoisted that marshmallow cannon onto his shoulder bazooka-style, marched straight to Afghanistan, and shot Osama bin Laden in his motherfucking marshmallow head.
Chalkdust thus making bin Laden only the third person on record to die from "chubby bunny"
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