Cena_mark
She sounds like 99% of hipster girls who play acoustic guitar.

Oscar Wildcat
You sound like 99% of virgins in Alaska on Valentines days.

Old_Zircon
She's 100% hipster but I still like it.

Cena_mark
I don't get how everyone here likes this. Its a hipster girl singing about how other hipsters suck, despite being an insufferable hipster stereotype herself. Am I taking crazy pills?

Jet Bin Fever
Oh Cena, you don't know anything about this girl really. I mean, she seems pleasant enough. Just because someone is young, attractive, and fashionable doesn't make them a hipster.

Cena_mark
I may be in Alaska now, but I spent most my life in Atlanta. We were plagued by them. I know damned well how hipsters look, talk, act, and sing. Her rant about being bullied, the sharpy decorated guitar, the faux accent, the hit on the joint, and the guitar playing that sounds like it should be used for an indie film trailer, She is a stupid hypocritical hipster in denial.

memedumpster
Cena is right, this would make an awesome soundtrack to a movie!

i'm with frank
I rarely comment yet have decided to take the chance to say I agree whole-heartedly with Cena. I predict the End of Days within a fortnight.

jreid
I feel yucky in my tummy just saying it, but Cena's right. She's on the anti-hipster side of the same coin. Though I have to give this three stars because back in the day the angsty teen me would always fell head over heels for girls like that.

Oscar Wildcat
I'm guessing that a few of you have big, ipad-shaped distensions in your rectums right now...

Cena_mark
I can't believe you're actually impressed by her antics Oscar Housecat. I thought at POETV we had a higher level of cynicism to think phony tripe like this is cool.

Oscar Wildcat
I dunno, I had a lot of fun chasing girls like this in the East Village in the late 80's. For my part, I'm having a hard time understanding why at your age you're sitting in America's Siberia fucking salmon and mopping decks. You don't get those years back, my friend, and you can't do this stuff in middle age without looking like an asshole.

Cena_mark
I don't find hipster girls attractive. I don't like the way they act or dress. There are better girls out there.

themilkshark
I'm so impressed by cena_mark's distaste for this girl. I didn't know posting this here would strike such a nerve, but I'm glad I did.

Oscar Wildcat
Indeed; this is a lot of fun. So Cena, tell us about your "better women". What kind of girl is good enough for you?

orificespace
Why haven't we banned Cena_mark yet. MLP FORVER BRO

Cena_mark
I voted this out because I thought the point of this video would be to make fun of this idiot. I'm sorry I've dissed your dream girl. You can go to the coffee shop and make fun of the people using IPads together.
I'm happy to say most the ladies I've been with can't be labeled with a scene archetype name. Maybe you'd call them yuppies, but they're far less phony than this chick.
Officespace, I don't cause trouble, and I start good thoughtful conversations. That's why I'm still here.

i'm with frank
Cena, reasoned debate should be avoided at all costs, I come here to read your inflammatory remarks, not to find myself agreeing with your articulate response.

Oscar Wildcat
Who knew Cena Mark was our own Holden Caufield?! Please change your handle, you can't imagine how much better your posts would read.

Oscar Wildcat
And if you live outside London? Then you'd be, uhm, English.

simon666
o_O

Rodents of Unusual Size
Funny song is indeed funny.

themilkshark
Some people like weed a lot, I don't blame them because it is great.

Adham Nu'man
Socrates has two legs, ducks have two legs. Therefore Socrates is a duck.

BillLumbergh
i knew when i wrote that that my logic was off. but i didn't care because i was writing a silly comment on poetv.

memedumpster
Socrates was a fictional character created by an angry, smug, militant fascist overrated philoso... oh, I see your point.

I'm sorry.

themilkshark
We're very judgemental and fickle around here.