CrimsonHyperSloth
Friend's of mine had a girl in a class and the name was "l-a", and they couldn't figure out how the fuck to say it. "Is it like la or llla or laaaaaa?"

Turns out it's, "la-dash-ah".

It's written as "l-a".

Born in the RSR
Memories of working customer support for Sprint:

Girl named Abcdee.

Girl born on 4th of July, name: Usaniqua.

Can't remember any more right now.

TheOtherCapnS
I find that people who are completely full of shit are usually so because they are just too fucking boring to tell the truth.

Rodents of Unusual Size
She has a voice like a homeless Howard Stern regular.

Toenails
New a trio of kiddos from the school I use to work at: King, Prince, and Urhines.

The last one is pronounced "Ur-hine-es"

The new school has a girl named Dymoneque, which I think is pretty cool.

Chalkdust
the Sklar brothers make frequent mention of identical twin boxers Travis and Tarvis Simms, saying that if they were born triplets, the third would probably have been named Tavris.

Xenagama Warrior Princess
It's Spanish for "The Mysterious Wind of the Valley."

Rodents of Unusual Size
Xenagama, that line deserves love.

The Mothership
Yes, praise for Xenagama.

chairsforcheap
that woman could do more than slap. Fatty Cancermound there should have gotten a downward trajectory right hook that snapped her neck.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I meant to put my comment under yours and dedicate my stars for Fatty McCancermound.

Rodents of Unusual Size
*****

chairsforcheap
she also has to strain to find her junk in the shower but they omitted that from this video weirdly enough

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms/cast/abby-lee-miller

kingarthur
Here's how it works, at least in The South (my girlfriend was a dance teacher for several years and is skinny, mind you):

Fat bitch starts a dance studio and builds a reputation by hiring low paid actual dancers to teach so they can at least somewhat follow their passion. She then gets all the wealthy families in town to send their girls to her for jazz, tap, ballet, etc. and to enter pageants. It's basically considered a form of finishing school for girls, and I imagine it's like that in the rest of the country. You can rank your family's prestige by what dance studio you're able to afford for her and then what rank she has in that studio in her age level. There's a lot of catty bullshit that goes on, which is why my gf left.

Grandmaster Funk
"I AM THE LAST PERSON WHO WOULD EVER BE RACIST IN ANY WAY!!!"

ADnova
"Now please tell your talentless daughter to wear this negro-style afro wig."

kingarthur
Exactly this.