FABIO Was I the only one who thought the relationships in Mass Effect were super creepy in a sexual harassing boss In the Company of Men's Chad kind of way? And that was before you were fucking giant praying mantises.
The "gay" relationships in Bioware games are just the straight ones copy and pasted onto new models. EA's PR ran with it as landmark tolerance rather than laziness and the media has been blowing them for it ever since.
The hot fan service lesbians in Fear Effect 2 had more dignity to it than Bioware's omnisexual slash fiction.