All the searches on mediocrethrillseekingyahoo.com return wakeboarding sites and videos of dudes being dragged behind a truck on a flaming couch. And discount decorations for your cast/casket.
On a sort of related note, there used to be a shut down water park nearby in Mississippi that was practically meant for skateboarding. We rode that spot for years until it was demolished and turned into a newer waterpark.
Does this need an 'Abnormal Posturing' tag? It might link it to that 'America's got talent' video of the guy failing to jump over chairs and going into the same stiff response.