Riskbreaker 
Flip the pyramid? What happens when you do that?
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Kabbage
If the Illuminati are recruiting people through viewership of The Big Bang Theory, we really, really do not have anything to worry about.
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Dread Pirate Roberts
Okay, okay... couldn't this be explained away by noting that AMERICA was founded in 1776 as it's own country, and it is depicting the monetary symbolism of that country... in which the show is produced and takes place in?
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Aelric
Geeks with blond girlfriends are chemtrailing our independence. No birth certificate? Martian Anal prob? What do both these things mean? HOLLOW EARTH, SHEEPLE!!!
Reptiles have already invaded your girlfriend! Cut all "healthy' social contact anbd until singularly with the tin foil collective in your closet. And don't pay rent for that closet, becuase that goes to VENUS-MEN ON THE EARTLING SPENDABLE FOR VENUS-MEN PAYROLL OF THE ONE GALAXY MAYAN GOVERNMENT!!! YOU EVER SEE A VENUS-MAN BUY SOMETHING? NO!!!! BECAUSE THE INCAS COVERED IT UP, THE SHITTY JAPS!
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Blue
This is one of those conspiracies that can only be told from the point of view of the people outside of it. Evil organization secretly trying to rule the world? Ok. But why the fuck do they insist on telling us? Why fucking lead us on a Da Vinci Code chase to figure out their evil plans? Who the fuck is funding all this shit?
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Dread Pirate Roberts See, that's the hollywood link. That's a special code they've put into all those old Bond films and Austin Powers! They can't help but hide clues. By hiding the clues in plain sight, and by making it a joke, the reptilians will never be found out, because no one will believe how believable it is!
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