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Desc:POETV's David lays low Goliath.
Category:Humor
Tags:irs, baleen, waiting on hold
Submitted:cognitivedissonance
Date:04/19/12
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Comment count is 45
cognitivedissonance
I like this new phase of his assocation with us.
fatatty
Am I the only one out of the loop on the saga of baleen?
catpenis27
I've been on here in one way or another for about 3 years, which is still relatively new. All I know about baleen is that their comments and videos were all pretty good. I've never had any correspondence with them, but still, I miss them. I feel like we lost something when baleen took off (which I'm still kinda cloudy on why they left).

Jet Bin Fever
"they"?? So you're saying its a collective?

TheSupafly
Baleen is a fictional character created by a media conglomerate. The original writers died a while ago though.

Toenails
baleen and Old_Zircon got into some sort of trouble when rumors got out that poeTV was next on the chopping block. They started to get real worried and talked about where the community could go if this site did go down.

Both were suspended for a week for... well... being worried about the site going down I wager. Zircon came back after the week was up not really realizing that he was suspended in the first place (good ol' Zircon). And baleen, according to second and third hand accounts, left for good on a matter of principle.

This of course can't be true because he's posted at least one video since. Which is fine by me because that motherfucker is the most prolific poster here and I'm gunning to take his first seed. Here that baleen? You're inactivity means that in another 4 years I'll be the top dog on poeTV! BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Jet Bin Fever
Uhh, that's the spirit.

fedex
Aim high, Toenails, aim high...

baleen
I do come back here now and again for general harassment purposes, but mainly it's because I spent nearly a decade here and my favorited video list is huge, and I need to get stuff off of it.

Of course, half the shit on here is poorly tagged or exists in some netherworld of SQL farts where it can't be pulled up anymore anyway, so if I REALLY want to find something I have to spend long amounts of time doing so.

It's kind of annoying.

chairsforcheap
i guess this lays the rumors that you're not a jew to rest
THA SUGAH RAIN
The IRS customer service line is busy during tax season? Bwuhhhhh?
baleen
Good point. You have solved the davinci code.

THA SUGAH RAIN
And I didn't even need a cryptex!

hammsangwich
Don't you have to make more than 00 in order to be taxed?
poorwill
Come back baleen.
poorwill
And clean your kitchen.

Jet Bin Fever
There's still a little piece of myself missing since his departure, so this stung a little.
Cena_mark
Baleen, that's why you should be supporting the Fair Tax.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Hey what happened up at Kodiak? Heard there was a shooting on the base up there that killed 2 coasties.

Nikon
I think we've all been there.
theSnake
A healthy pink complexion.
chumbucket
Baleen wants us all to spend the rest of our futures on poeTV posting and arguing over time and eric sketches.
The Mothership
well that's him all right...why he's put this on an alt account?
fedex
this is not how I pictured him at all!! where are the barnacles?? where are the marine lice??? WHERE IS THE REAL BALEEN??!
baleen
So that's why this video suddenly has 200 views. You guyyyyys!!!
cognitivedissonance
It's almost as if we like you or something.

SolRo
fatty

cognitivedissonance
Hey hey, he lives in Portland. He looks like every Portlander ever.

baleen
I am 6'2" and I weigh 200 lbs. I am perfectly average. SNORELRO

Aelric
You were the Norm of the site, Baleen. Here since forever, and we thought you'd never go until the bar shut down. Plus, you are among only I think three of us to show your face. The others being Cena and NoCode (What ever happened to her?)

Rodents of Unusual Size
baleen, you are the spirit of POE. Every Chanukkah and Passover you need to come back to remind us all of our hardened hearts so we can be joyous of this our POETV. You and the other ghosts (NoCode and Narwhal Hunter) shall take us with code and harpoon and golem alike on a journey of our souls.

Or you can just come back and be witty every now and then, which I would like.

Cena_mark
You can be like the Undertaker of Poetv. Never here full time; just returning for the occasional pay-per-view.

SolRo
Your fatty fat fat face says otherwise, balubber

baleen
Thank you people. This is all very sweet.


SOLRO I HAVE PROBABLY HAD MORE SEX AND WILL CONTINUE HAVING MORE SEX WITH MORE LIVING NICE AND ATTRACTIVE WOMEN THAN ALL OF THE EPISODES OF TINY TOONS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN ON REPEAT COMBINED IN OTHER WORDS A FUCKING GRAHAM'S NUMBER OF WOMEN SO SHUT UP YOU BORING DONKEY.

poorwill
Now that baleen's back I realise I liked the idea of baleen more than the actual baleen.

baleen
I have been doing this with SolRo for almost as long as I've been on this website. Which is kind of sad, actually.

cognitivedissonance
Round faced and pink Scandanavian types are the Portland area equivalent of cholos.

StanleyPain
I assume when the person picked up, you pretended to be SpikeBravo and insisted that you were exempt from all forms of tax because READ RAND.
Rodents of Unusual Size
These stars are in memory of your Jewish wizard videos from way back when. (you were really hot in those)
baleen
More money, access to food, water, and shelter.

TeenerTot
Aw....I miss you, cupcake.
baleen
I will always be inside of you... should you need us, just call. Yeah... should you need us?

That guy
How old is this Louis CK clip? I don't get it.
memedumpster
Five for any man brave enough to aim a camera at himself while wearing one of THOSE shirts. Honestly, I miss your festive sweaters.
pineapplejuicer
o captain my captain. five star preview image.
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