camwhoring at this age is not a good sign
let's put on something that hinders the movements of our two largest, strongest limbs and jump into some water
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is a really great way to drown.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Eat her flesh and become immortal!
Darwin's law will do it's thing.
Darwin can still apply. She's obviously unhappy with her human genitalia and has decided to spurn them.
There used to be a bar/rock club in Brooklyn that was entirely themed around this. They had a huge tank set into the wall behind the bar and women in mermaid costumes would swim around in it in 15 minute shifts.
For a second I thought about how many people are masturbating to this and I wound up curled on the floor, shivering and wishing I could leave this planet.
YakooMarkTwo, Jet Bin Fever, Riskbreaker: this is a thing and now you must learn about this thing. http://mernetwork.com/index/content.php
the 'when I grow up I want to be a mermaid' t-shirt could be written off as hipster schlock, but oh my god.
|Pope Caius |
The consequences of letting your kids watch Disney films.
|Wonko the Sane |
Should you ever be unfortunate enough to find yourself in northern Florida, Weeki Wachi is worth the visit, if just for the road side attraction that is this on a large scale
|Hammer Falls |
"All right, can we get out of the pool now, 'Ariel'?"
|White Trash Party |
To be perfectly fair I would have murdered to have this as a kid when "My Little Mermaid" came out.
For the annotations.
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