SteamPoweredKleenex Darwin can still apply. She's obviously unhappy with her human genitalia and has decided to spurn them.
Old_Zircon There used to be a bar/rock club in Brooklyn that was entirely themed around this. They had a huge tank set into the wall behind the bar and women in mermaid costumes would swim around in it in 15 minute shifts.
SixDigitDebt For a second I thought about how many people are masturbating to this and I wound up curled on the floor, shivering and wishing I could leave this planet.
BiggerJ YakooMarkTwo, Jet Bin Fever, Riskbreaker: this is a thing and now you must learn about this thing. http://mernetwork.com/index/content.php
The Mothership the 'when I grow up I want to be a mermaid' t-shirt could be written off as hipster schlock, but oh my god.
SteamPoweredKleenex I like the one that says "You can make your own tail." I'd like one of those with a few more lines screen printed underneath: "Order your IKEA RealDoll today!"
Pope Caius The consequences of letting your kids watch Disney films.
Wonko the Sane Should you ever be unfortunate enough to find yourself in northern Florida, Weeki Wachi is worth the visit, if just for the road side attraction that is this on a large scale
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