|Caminante Nocturno |
It is illegal for non-Starfleet personnel to build, own, or operate a phaser. This person can expect a visit from the cops in a couple of hundred years.
:15 you can almost hear him thinking,
"Now, black balloon...you are MINE!"
Set your phasers to "sting"!
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
He interfered with the natural development of that balloon!
No need to start yelling "phew phew!" while larping anymore.
So how quickly would that thing burn out your retina?
In a fraction of a second, faster than you can blink. When a laser hits your lens, it is focused to a microscopic point on the retina. Going by intensity = power / area, extremely high energies will cause the layers of the retina to explode outward into he vitreous humor.
Using a laser of this power in an enclosed space outside of a lab environment is insane, especially because this guy is a neckbeard who probably considers his sense of sight as the most important.
Burning out your retina is still better than being dissolved!
When you are playing with the ACME Eye-Putter-Outter 9000, maybe listen to Grandma if you like to be able to see things.
If we're ever attacked by the balloon-people of Tau Ceti, he'll be ready to defend earth.
just make sure theres plenty of smoke and/or particulate matter in the air like this guy did, so they can actually SEE the beam and cower in abject terror!!
That is a month worth of cheeto fart vapor you're seeing.
Finally, a phaser replica that almost justifies half the $900 price tag.
That is one stubby ass thumb.
|Wonko the Sane |
|The God of Biscuits |
That balloon-popping motherfucker.
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