fedex
:15 you can almost hear him thinking,
"Now, black balloon...you are MINE!"

Hooker
Ahem. He set his phaser to pop.

dementomstie
It's set to "Dream of Blue Turtles"?

fedex
for demon ^^^^^

Albuquerque Halsey
In a fraction of a second, faster than you can blink. When a laser hits your lens, it is focused to a microscopic point on the retina. Going by intensity = power / area, extremely high energies will cause the layers of the retina to explode outward into he vitreous humor.

Using a laser of this power in an enclosed space outside of a lab environment is insane, especially because this guy is a neckbeard who probably considers his sense of sight as the most important.

Cube
Burning out your retina is still better than being dissolved!

Dread Pirate Roberts
Wonder if they contribute to floaters. Hmmm.


But anyways, who am I kidding? I'd love to have one of these to dick around with.

Robin Kestrel
Yeah, just wave that thing around, there are probably no reflective surfaces in there!

How much you wanna bet he isn't wearing any sort of laser-proof safety goggles, either?

Spoonybard
Ha ha ha. "Don't play with that, you'll put your eye out!"

Thanks, GRANDMA.

Robin Kestrel
When you are playing with the ACME Eye-Putter-Outter 9000, maybe listen to Grandma if you like to be able to see things.

fedex
just make sure theres plenty of smoke and/or particulate matter in the air like this guy did, so they can actually SEE the beam and cower in abject terror!!

FABIO
That is a month worth of cheeto fart vapor you're seeing.