Billy the Poet
Don't get too attached to it.

poorwill
your mom was ironically filmed in aquariums.

SolRo
yo momma so fat she's like The Great Barrier Reef. They are both visible from orbit.

poorwill
did you know that nearly 71% of the planet's surface is occupied by your mom?
did you know that more than 97% of all our planet's water is contained in your mom?
did you know your mom provides 99 percent of the Earth's living space - the largest space in our universe known to be inhabited by living organisms?
did you know that less than 10% of this living space has been explored by humans?