lordyam
damnit, i wish i could give you my stars*****

The Townleybomb
And thank god for 'im, because otherwise, cross river gorillas are kind of boring.

Jet Bin Fever
But are you gonna be our alpha male sugah?

Hooker
Dude having a sit was the alpha male. That guy was just a spaz.

Binro the Heretic
I think that's just the gorilla equivalent of interrupting a "live from the street" local news report.

TimidAres
Gorillas can exert hundreds of pounds of pressure From each arm.
When they hit stuff, you'll know it. Its like a beaver slapping its tail on the water.
I think this is a combination of the noise from the chest-pounding, and it being in such close proximity to the camera mic.

Rudy
That gorilla used to perform with Hot Butter back in the 70's.