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Desc:This is how it begins...
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:naked, Miami, Zombie apocalypse, face eating
Submitted:Jack Jammer
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-05-28
Sounds more like Hannibal Lecter than a zombie. I wonder if he had some fava beans and a nice kee-ant-ee ready.
dead_cat - 2012-05-29

dead_cat - 2012-05-29
How the fuck did that end up here? I bet face-eating chimps had something to do with it.

TheSupafly - 2012-05-28
Riskbreaker - 2012-05-28
Just wait till all those preppers read about this, extra shotgun shells!

EvilHomer - 2012-05-28
Already loaded up. My friends told me to wait, Miami's a thousand miles away, there's no rush.

But lets see what song they sing tomorrow morning when the streets are covered with these little fuckers.

schwaeg87 - 2012-05-28
I live on Miami Beach and it was bad enough this weekend because of Hip Hop Weekend that just kills traffic near south beach. But this is the story as I heard it.

Guy is suffering from cocaine psychosis. He is completely naked and on the causeway. Comes upon a homeless man sleeping on the causeway and jumps him and starts gnawing on his face. A police officer arrives and tells him to get away from the other person. The guy keeps on chewing. Police officer shoots him once. Guy doesn't give a shit. Half a dozen more shots are fired and guy goes down.

Other guy is taken to the hospital with like no face left.

This is one of the first police shootings in Miami that I heard about that was actually justified. I would have emptied the clip on both the guys. The first half to kill the naked guy. The second half to put the other guy out of his misery.
baleen - 2012-05-28
You should be so lucky to empty anything you cheapskate fagela!

fatatty - 2012-05-28
I'd say PCP psychosis is more likely. I'm still not going to rule out zombies.

SolRo - 2012-05-28
Now see, this seems like the right time to taser someone.

Do cops just get trained to use tasers instead of words and when force is actually needed bullets are the only way to go?

spikestoyiu - 2012-05-29
Yes, tasers probably would have been extremely effective on the guy who was not phased by a bullet.

SolRo - 2012-05-30
except, you know, bullets use on pain to stop people (and then death), tasers just don't give a shit and shortcircuit your muscles YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT.

StanleyPain - 2012-05-28
Imagine...being *that* hungry.
Adham Nu'man - 2012-05-28
"so fucking fake as usual. Hollyjewd is LAME and is another distraction.
Laying down while chewing is NOT confronting the officer who is no doubt just a fake actor who works for Israel like all the other news hoaxes."
- SherryInfowarsNews 1 hour ago
Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-05-28
You know, I'm starting to think Google is doing us a service by providing a congregating place for all crazies out there.

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-05-28
Didn't Caruso already solve this one? Oh well...
Dr. Lobotomy - 2012-05-28
Seems like we have to face it...
... someone bit off more than they could chew.

Jimmy Labatt - 2012-05-28
Infinite stars for this ^^^^^

Riskbreaker - 2012-05-29

EvilHomer - 2012-05-28
Man, it's not often I say this, but I wish poeNews was still around.
dead_cat - 2012-05-29
I came here to post this. Holy crap, that's an awful thing.
TeenerTot - 2012-05-29
I kinda want to make a joke about Umbrella corporation. But this is just awful.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-05-29
Update: The guy who was chewing the other man's face off was high on Bath Salts. He also growled at the police.

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