Zarathustra00
Because Link was unavailable for the show? At 4:03 I was fully expecting a "Well excuse me princess"

Camonk
Cause the writers were huge Anne Rice fans and they hated that he killed sensitive, bi-curious vampires all the time.

Why is this a hundred hours long. Why did they need to abuse shitty ol' slow-mo to make it funny. Why did they need to pretend that he was saying cusses.

Those are the real questions.

cognitivedissonance
Link was available on the show. He had a two parter, even.

dead_cat
Because if he'd been even half as awesome as he is in the games, everybody would have immediately noticed how uninteresting and stupid the main character is.

dead_cat
Actually, after watching that I'd have to say he's still a far more entertaining character than Captain N, or whatever his name was.

dead_cat
Sort of. One of the characters was a man-sized Gameboy.

cognitivedissonance
This was a DIC production. Smells like Belgium.

fluffy
Also they called Pit "Kid Icarus." And Mother Brain came from a planet called Metroid.

saganaki
Fun Fact: Pit/Kid Icarus was voiced by Alessandro Juliani, aka Felix Gaeta from BSG.

dead_cat
Oh shit, and he's only like three feet tall, and his girlfriend is just a woman with a dog-nose. I had all but forgotten just how unintentionally /wonderful/ this stupid show was.