i think this is england

Future Doctor Whos then.

England are the once and future leaders of America and don't you uppity colonials forget it.

I think they're Dutch.

It's not the falling that hurts, it's the inevitable laughter from mother.

It's hard to know sometimes if a kid is hurt or not after a fall. I've seen my nephews fall out of trees, brush themselves off and go right back to playing while I was still running over to see if they were okay. Likewise, I've seen them stumble, bang their elbow and scream bloody murder.

As soon as mom heard the crying, she shut the camera off while moving in to help.

Can we just start a movement to make it socially acceptable to dislike children? I feel like this is a life choice whose time has come.

I mean, it's not like I wish them ill. It's not like I want to kick them or anything.

Okay, more honest statement: I will not kick them.

Won't work. The world is full of shitheels with their brains permanently deformed from lack of sleep who think we owe them the approbation due Seal Team Six for not knowing how a fucking condom works.

Then you should love watching this video!

Most narcissists do.

Watch a bunch of W. C. Fields and calm down.

Some kids are fantastic, some are horrible,most of them are kind of unremarkable. Just like adults. But the worst kids are better than the best CHILDFREEHARDCORE types, so watch out when you start talking about "movements" becasue you're putting your lot in with people who make the worst MRA-internet-atheist-libertarian-fedora-douchebag look good in comparison.

I was under the impression that beans-on-toast is a very British thing. Not sure about the peanut butter...