|TheOtherCapnS - 2012-05-30 |
The longer the beard gets, the more pictures there are, culminating in full video. This man has lost the mind-beard battle that all people with beards must fight (on a side note, regardless of how long it is, what a shitty beard).
I can almost guarantee that at some point he has said "The beard stays. You go!" without trying to directly reference Kids in the Hall.
|zerobackup - 2012-05-30 |
.......my usual thanks to beardcommunity.com
|pastorofmuppets - 2012-05-30 |
On today's episode of "Massage Therapist or Head Shop Employee," we've got a beard you have to see to believe! Good luck to our contestants!
|chumbucket - 2012-05-30 |
2.5 years of lost popcorn, chips/salsa, BBQ chicken parts, corn bits from the cob and watermelon seeds.
My beard is maybe a quarter the length of this guy's and it's such a tremendous hassle that I can't even imagine what a nightmare it must be to do the simplest task.
British people eat none of those things .
|Old_Zircon - 2012-05-30 |
I would say every photo is an improvement on the previous one. The beard is fine, it's his haircut and cold, dead gaze that he needs to work on.
|Mister Yuck - 2012-05-30 |
His chin has somehow sucked all the hair out of his scalp.
|StanleyPain - 2012-05-30 |
Sweet jesus that is a widows PEAK.
|memedumpster - 2012-05-30 |
At no point does it not look pasted on with spirit gum.
|Bootymarch - 2012-05-30 |
Bonnie 'Ponce' Billy
|blue vein steel - 2012-05-30 |
some guys just cant accept that their facial hair will always suck
|dead_cat - 2012-05-30 |
Oh good gravy. You need to condition the fuck out of that thing, it looks like something you'd snake out of a clogged shower drain.
|Slumgullion - 2012-05-31 |
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