The longer the beard gets, the more pictures there are, culminating in full video. This man has lost the mind-beard battle that all people with beards must fight (on a side note, regardless of how long it is, what a shitty beard).
I can almost guarantee that at some point he has said "The beard stays. You go!" without trying to directly reference Kids in the Hall.
.......my usual thanks to beardcommunity.com
On today's episode of "Massage Therapist or Head Shop Employee," we've got a beard you have to see to believe! Good luck to our contestants!
2.5 years of lost popcorn, chips/salsa, BBQ chicken parts, corn bits from the cob and watermelon seeds.
My beard is maybe a quarter the length of this guy's and it's such a tremendous hassle that I can't even imagine what a nightmare it must be to do the simplest task.
British people eat none of those things .
I would say every photo is an improvement on the previous one. The beard is fine, it's his haircut and cold, dead gaze that he needs to work on.
|Mister Yuck |
His chin has somehow sucked all the hair out of his scalp.
Sweet jesus that is a widows PEAK.
At no point does it not look pasted on with spirit gum.
Bonnie 'Ponce' Billy
|blue vein steel |
some guys just cant accept that their facial hair will always suck
Oh good gravy. You need to condition the fuck out of that thing, it looks like something you'd snake out of a clogged shower drain.
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