almo
yes

cognitivedissonance
You're all wrong. I'd make an image macro involving cartoon ponies to explain how much I disagree with you if that was how this board worked.

pastorofmuppets
Fresh mayo tastes good, is useful as a base for many sauces and dressings, and goes great with french fries.

If, on the other hand, the emulsion of soybean oil and limescale remover shown in that greased-up baby bottle doesn't do it for you, you're probably just not white trash.

chairsforcheap
yeah, the french don't know fuck all about cooking do they

Caminante Nocturno
They must certainly know a thing or two about punctuation and capitalization, though.

big pincers
if you love mayonnaise you are indeed a terrible person

SolRo
it's some sort of coating on the inside, not sure I want even more plastic residue in my food.

fatatty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oAipTUfGS3I

It's a "secret sauce of FDA approved chemicals". Sounds good to me.

HarrietTubmanPI
All mayo is is chemicals. Then again, all you or me are is chemicals. Water is also a chemical. So is air.

THE CHEMICALS!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

big pincers
uhh, Harriet are you being serious? what you said is technically true but aren't some chemicals worse for the human body than others?

That guy
Really, big pincers?

big pincers
I guess I didn't catch the implied sarcasm? It was late, and I actually have met people who think like that, using the gist of Harriet's post as an argument that we shouldn't fuss over environmental chemicals