John Holmes Motherfucker 
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night. - Blake
Fuck those jive turkeys in the youtube comments who think they can know the unknowable from viewing a 2 and a half minute clip. Not wanting to answer the question makes him look guilty, but Robert Blake is a former child actor; if he had wanted to look innocent for the cameras, you'd better believe he could have. Looking innocent was probably the first thing he learned.
Of course, Robert Blake is a crazy motherfucker for the ages, he may be guilty, and he's definitely being an asshole here. When he asks Piers Morgan. "What are you doing?", Morgan rather disingenuously talks about how curious he is. A better answer would have been "You know what I'm doing. I am interviewing you on television, asking you questions about what the audience is interested in. "
I watched the interview last night on the TV in my neighborhood laundromat. It was riveting, even if it was ten percent bleeped and x percent bullshit. This is what an abused child actor grows into. He's 79, and he still looks scary.
Alfalfa didn't make it.
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duck&cover Alfalfa murdered a nun on the steps of a church. Figaro, figaro.
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John Holmes Motherfucker Alfalfa's motorcycle gang, The He-Man Woman Hater's Club, controlled heroin distribution throughout Southern California from 1953 through 1959.
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chumbucket
And next, special guest Charlie Sheen.
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Billy the Poet
He's in your house right now.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
He said that his mother tried to abort him twice with coat hangers. Who told him that?
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jangbones
yes, acting
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Caminante Nocturno
I've always suspected that this guy was a failed Joe Pesci prototype that escaped the lab he was created in.
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Jet Bin Fever
This is like that old joke about the two dickheads that walk into a bar, only they're on a TV show.
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kingarthur
Didn't see the whole interview, but I kinda wish Blake put that asshole Morgan in his place.
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misterbuns
Blake is just an insane old man, possibly a monster but really a very ordinary one. Morgan and his career on CNN are a disgusting symptom of the most frivolous and complacent appetites controlling popular culture. Fuck this future.
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split tail
"Me they have to kill; you they own." Robert Blake
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blue vein steel
cool, he's turning into his Lost Highway character
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Rudy
Piers seems very well versed in the facts about the murder case. Blake might want to think about changing his voice mail password.
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Bort
If you want to hang with Robert Blake's son, he'll give it one shot.
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