dead_cat
Or immediate carbon monoxide poisoning.

dead_cat
Oh wait, I forgot this was about a case of cigars, not a whole goddamn case of cigarettes.

Survivable carbon monoxide poisoning.

BiggerJ
Hank Hill did once, I think.

dead_cat
I can only assume they did. This isn't the only time I've seen older media talk about teaching kids not to smoke by going and getting them hooked and/or dead right away.

BiggerJ
According to Don Rosa, it was the Junior Woodchucks (like the Scouts, only descended from a secret society, SPOILERS) that whipped them into shape.

Xenocide
Oh, I know all about the secret society. That story was amazing. They visit like eighteen different exotic locales only to be basically told "Your princess is in another castle" in each one.

Rosa is one of the best cartoonists alive.