|John Holmes Motherfucker |
God, I hate democracy!
It's an ad from Florida, so of course the pitch is "an old lady complains about newfangled gizmos."
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Those devil-cars will surely put all the many professional drivers/chauffeurs out of work!!
love the interspersed cuts of a driverless steering wheel making crazy jerky turns
Thanks Midge! or Dot, or Estelle....
I just looked up the PAC behind this ad. It's a Republican outfit, and the ad... wait for it... is criticizing a Republican candidate.
Sounds like their target didn't say "tax cuts for Jesus" loud enough.
This doesn't surprise me one bit, but I want to guess it isn't because Jeff failed at pushing his Jesus-ness, but because they're hoping people will see this and go Dear Lord, this woman is a crazy old lady scared of progress, let's vote for Jeff Whatshisname.
See, bcuz I want the republicans to be failures, and this hopefully failed to backfire correctly. Hopefully, every person in Florida is going "Driverless cars? He's lost his mind. Republicans have really lost it this time." and deciding to never vote Republican again.
Yes, its only possible to have a single political issue prioritized at any one time. Florida will become a grim, lawless wasteland ruled by cannibals as Jeff Brandes mindlessly sends legions of silent, soulless automatons to cruise the highways.
Ok, I feel like I am the only person here going What The Puck, Driverless Cars?!
But really, why? How? For what reason?
I'm willing to believe it's because Jeff Brandes honestly believes he needs a Rapture-Ready car.
Good lord - you actually fell for the ad.
Notice: Jeff Bridges only /sponsored/ legislation that would /allow/ people to have driverless cars. He did not initiate it, he did not push it through anything, he just sponsored it.
There's a huge difference between a guy saying "DRIVERLESS CARS NOW FOR EVERYONE" and a guy saying "Driverless cars? Sure, I'll support that possibility/eventuality."
Florida: Where America goes to die.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I despise the elderly so much.
|The Mothership |
warning: those who deny the existence of driverless cars may be driverless cars themselves.
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