See, those two things would tell me that it would be awesome, like drunk Adam West in Omega Cop, or drunk David Carradine in Karate Cop. I guess I was wrong.
When I saw the horror tag I thought this might be some sort of film about a farmer who grows magic balloons...that turn out to be disguises for dark entities unleashed on the world and they start influencing people around them to give in to their most base, animal instincts in an orgy of primitive bloodletting.