|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm so proud of my state for its outstanding intelligence and class.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say those have been two famous words for a long time.
Two great things that don't go great together.
Honestly I can recall cases of people doing booze enemas back into at least the 90's. So I don't understand what the big to-do is about it now.
Back in the 2nd Summer of Love I knew some kids who used to put vodka in their nebulizer machine (for asthma) and breathe in the booze-mist to get wasted.
Because breathing, injecting, and giving oneself an enema of booze takes your liver out of the equation, your chance of feeling the sweet embrace of death from OD is waaaaaaay more likely.
Where do you think the liver is? If the alcohol is in your blood-stream, it will get filtered by the liver. The real danger is that you can't throw up, which is the body's reaction to something ingested that is harmful.
|Herr Matthias |
I have never been prouder to be a UT graduate.
So what's the odds on how quickly "Butt Chugging" will become an active tag?
Came for the butt chugging, but found so much more.
"Tour de Franzia," fratboy gay panic, "now I'm just a simple country lawyer" attorney, this is the video that just keeps on giving.
I liked Mr. Redenbacher better when he was selling popcorn.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"How do you explain the medical proof that you stuck beer bottles up your ass?"
"It's a long story".
This entire thing is incredible. The seriousness of the guy in back with sunglasses just makes this even better.
Also: Before I believed in the integrity of the New York Times, until they misreported exactly what I stuck up my ass. SHAME ON THEM.
Tour de Franzia. This things delivers all the way through...
For once it wasn't Arizona.
Couldn't watch the whole thing. I made as far as the first guy wrapping up his speech and then the kid saying "thanks, dad" and then I lost it. Goodnight, folks.
Oh wait, I looked at the youtube description and the lawyer's name is Daniel. Maybe the kid said "thanks, Dan". Dammit, not as funny.
That's the last time Barry Zuckercorn calls anyone a homo.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Item A#1 Mr.Bowtie Esq addresses: My client is accused of shoving bottles into his anus. I want to make it clear that he is not a homosexual.
Five stars for digging the hole way deeper.
He DEEPLY regrets it.
Wouldn't chugging alcohol up your ass burn like hell?
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