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Desc:...but was unable to outrun police.
Category:Crime, Sports
Tags:fat, gang, inexplicable farts
Submitted:smellslikefish
Date:10/06/12
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Comment count is 48
fedex - 2012-10-06
At first I thought that was a

i thought..

i..

uh..



...

whoa
Billy the Poet - 2012-10-06
Nemesis from the Sergeant Pepper's cartoon?

garcet71283 - 2012-10-07
BOOMER!

BHWW - 2012-10-06
his skull is afloat in a sea of bloat
Xenocide - 2012-10-06
That man's neck contains another, normal-sized man.
Riskbreaker - 2012-10-06
For a moment i was thinking TFL Dwayne had finally gone berserk on the streets.
urbanelf - 2012-10-06
I can make fun of the fat man, too:

I bet he stores nuts in his neck.

It's not a normal neck.
SixDigitDebt - 2012-10-06
I did not get the inexplicable farts tag until the end.

Well played, sir.
GuyCorngood - 2012-10-06
Weird fatsuit-looking fat guy.
Doomstein - 2012-10-07
I wish:

1. He were chased, cornered and then attacked by police dogs.

2. Someone were there with a camera to film it.

Pillager - 2013-06-03
Doomstein,

Why?

It's not like the dogs could ever get their mouths around any of his gelatinous extremities.

Koda Maja - 2012-10-06
Dick Tracy villain?
Doomstein - 2012-10-07
Victor 'The Pelican' Espinoza.

cognitivedissonance - 2012-10-07
Brian Butterfield.

Merzbau - 2012-10-06
"Child annoyance"?
The Townleybomb - 2012-10-07
I bet the collars of all his shirts are constantly annoyed.

Caminante Nocturno - 2012-10-07
That's enough face for three people. At least three people.
CJH - 2012-10-07
imagine being pulled in to his "body area." like the end of akira.
STABFACE - 2012-10-07
Fuckin' stars for that, man.

chumbucket - 2012-10-07
Gang "member"? For god's sake this guy is a gang in and of himself.
spikestoyiu - 2012-10-07
Yeah, for his initiation, he was eat in.

urbanelf - 2012-10-07
There's something about the way he looks that reminds me of painted lead miniatures.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-10-07
His mustache implies that he, or someone he keeps prisoner, grooms him regularly. I'm trying to fathom the amount of shaving cream needed to cover the relevant facial area, not to mention the thought that the experience of wielding the razor has got to be like using a small squeegee on a flat kickball.
Scurrie - 2012-10-07
Why in the hell would you not grow a beard to cover that shit up? It's sociopathic, and I guess so is kidnapping a child. Never mind.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-10-07
I pity the poor policeman that has to do a cavity search in that thing.
Doomstein - 2012-10-07
Three words, Amigo.

Jaws

of

Life

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-10-07
I'd just get an air compressor and a hose. That way, you can lift the flaps of nasty-flesh without touching it, remove any contraband, and give a big "fuck you" to anyone you don't like standing downwind all at once.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-10-07
I just realized he looks like that one lady that injected her face with Mazola oil.
Bort - 2012-10-07
Wait, that's not a guy from "Thumb Wars"?
smellslikefish - 2012-10-07
Also, notice that he doesn't seem to be wearing the shirt but merely holding it against his body.
themilkshark - 2012-10-07
He brought it into his body area

Robin Kestrel - 2012-10-07
I think his chin-flab might be holding up the shirt.

dead_cat - 2012-10-07
So what is he wearing if the cops didn't have a jumpsuit big enough to at least pull over his head?

boner - 2012-10-07
Looks like a Mad magazine fold-in.
The Mothership - 2014-10-06
Yup

shcoleosis - 2012-10-07
So he tried to hide the child under one of his meat flaps?
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-10-07
To be fair, the child could have just been pulled in by this man's significant gravitational field.

FABIO - 2012-10-07
obama  supporter

imaStonesFan in reply to toms9965 (Show the comment) 1 day ago 4


*sigh*
MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-10-07
Come for the video, stay for the batshit insane YouTube channel.

takewithfood - 2012-10-07
Technically still just a double chin.
dead_cat - 2012-10-07
The things they can do with double chins these days!

Screwtape - 2012-10-07
Needs an "eat attack" tag.
memedumpster - 2012-10-07
I'm trying to imagine the police cornering this guy in a back yard, but I keep seeing images from Starship Troopers.
kennydra - 2012-10-07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_(Disney)
Old People - 2013-07-11
Yup.

oddeye - 2014-03-18
I was thinking more along the lines of the guy in the restaurant in "Meaning of Life"

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-10-06
Wow, that was SO gratuitous.
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-10-06
It's fucked up enough to be a 55 year old gang member.
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